Two Great-Tailed Grackles just wandered by the window. I hadn’t ever seen any before, so I looked them up online. Apparently Great-Tailed Grackles usually travel in great flocks of black-blue iridescent blur, wreaking bird level havoc on any area they settle into. They eat whatever they can find, make a lot of noise at inconvenient times and can create a two inch thick ground cover of mess when they are in a crowd.
Much like teenagers.
They love parking lots for supermarkets and fast food restaurants, for obvious reasons. Great place to chat with peers, ogle girls and generally make trouble. The excitement of wondering if a customer will drop her bag must be a big part of the draw. I wonder if they take bets. The winner gets first dibs.
All of which makes me wonder about the two Grackles I see hopping through the grass in a park.
Are they trouble makers? The sorts of Grackles of whom their friends would say, “Pete and Marcie always were a little strange. Kind of stand-offish. But I never thought they would have done that.”
Or maybe they are scouts for a larger flock. They’ll go back to the group and report, “Pretty good grass, trees with lots of branches, one lady, no grocery bags. Meh.”
They could be incompetent dissidents:
She: I believe in the individual. All this society living is bad for the soul.
He: You’re right. Plus, being alone gives us a chance to be ourselves without the restrictions of the flock.
She: Absolutely. If our friends only knew how wonderful it is, they would be green with envy.
He: We should tell them.
She: Great idea! We can invite the flock!
Maybe they’re on a date. Or just lost.
Whatever the case, the news articles online have nothing good to say about Great-Tailed Grackles.
Rose Grey has written three romance novels and is hard at work on a fourth. If you liked this post, come visit the rest of the blog at www.rosegreybooks.com. Hot Pursuit and Not As Advertised are available as ebooks and as paperbacks online.